Brock: Dean, whad'ya do, shave with a hatchet? Dean: I used the razor with the big pink handle.

Dr. Venture: That's my Daisy! I...use that one for my head.

Hank: I thought God shaved your head.

Dr. Venture: He does, but he leaves the sides, mister wisenheimer.

Dr. Orpheus: When young women reach estrous the..ah..lingam..um...craves the stamen like skills of the yoni. This is quite natural.

Henchman 21: Who's your date?

The Monarch: I met her on the LiveJournal. I have been blogging! After posting an especially attractive picture of my prison-sculpted abs, she commented that I was not only "pwn", I was "teh sex" -- whatever that means.