((continuing))
It's the same impressive stuff I saw when your dad was running the show. It all still works.
RUSTY
Is that about your shoe? Because if you wait twenty minutes, it'll come back around. I don't know how gum got on the walkway.
MANHOWERS
Yeah, thanks for showing me around Dr. Venture. And for the fruitopia. Can't remember the last time I had one of those.
Manhowers enters his HumVee and drives off.
RUSTY
((running after the truck))
Speaking of shoes, you haven't seen these yet.
Rusty takes off one of the shoes he's wearing.
RUSTY
((cont'd))
Spy shoes! The soles flip around so the Russians can't follow your footprints.
((dejected))
I... I call them... Sneakies.
A villain in a furry costume with an extra set of arms and beak. He stands next to his similarly themed automobile.
Beaked Villain
Venture! Face me Dr. Venture. Face me! If you dare!
Brock is nearby smoking a cigarette while wearing a turban.
BROCK
I'll take care of this.
MANHOWERS
Eh, this kind of thing happen a lot around here?
Brock confronts the Beaked Villain, who tries to stand tough, but soon runs for his car.
RUSTY
Um, my arch-enemy quit. So lately I get every Tom, Dick, and Skeletor out to make a name for himself knocking on my door.
KILLINGER
Perhaps I can be of assistance. I am Dr. Henry Killinger. And this
((waving his murder bag))
is my Resume.
The door to the RROCC opens up and is filled with working employees.
KILLINGER
Well, team building is a specialty of mine.
RUSTY
I can't... they don't look mexican. How am I supposed to pay all these people?
KILLINGER
You won't. The State will. These men are part of a work furlow program. I call them the Venchmen. Do you get it? Venture. Venchmen
Orpheus
Wait, there's something strange about you, doughy mystery man. I sense
((concentrating))
the presence of...
Killinger
Your powers are useless on me, you silly billy.
Blood bursts out of Orpheus' nose and he collapses to the floor.
Killinger
You have until noon tomorrow to vacate the premises. Good day.
The door to the RROCC opens up and is filled with working employees.
KILLINGER
Well, team building is a specialty of mine.
RUSTY
I can't... they don't look mexican. How am I supposed to pay all these people?
KILLINGER
You won't. The State will. These men are part of a work *?* program. I call them the Venchmen. Do you get it? Venture. Venchmen
HANK
The Manufacturing wing. It's on fire.
BROCK
Ah, it looks like we're under attack again. Everybody in the panic room, I'll take care of this.
KILLINGER
Relax my friend. There will be no more attacks. What you see is not fire, but industry breathing new life into the corpse of the Venture Compound
DEAN
Never seen it do that before.
Hank
Wow, you're some kind of magic man.
Killinger
No, you are the magic man.
Killinger pulls a coin from behind Hank's ear.
Killinger
I suggest you put that into a high yield mutual fund. Now if you'll excuse me, I have much work to do.
BILLY
Notice of Hostile Takeover?! Who? Venture?! What a dick. Wait, we're not even a publicly traded company.
Pete White is on the couch playing a video game.
PETE
Oh, FYI: I issued some shares back when we needed some cash for the Nintendo Wii.
BILLY
((looking at the stock certificates))
What? We're supposed to be partners. Why did...
((excited))
..is this supposed to be me?
Pete
As a griffin, yeah. We're partners, ain't we.
Billy
Why are you a minotaur?
RUSTY
Eh. Alright, I got fifty smackers for each and every man willing to work an honest day at my compound. Who's up for it?
Each Mexican man raises his hands.
RUSTY
I'm taking rocket engineers, radar tracking operations managers...
The workers lower their hands as they hear the list of job openings.
RUSTY
((continuing))
...super fusion fuel rod insertion specialists... with ventrillium handling experience. And I'm gonna need one or two guys who can do phase plasma spectrum analysis. Any takers? Anybody? No?
