|"I thought you were into cosplay..."|
|1st appearance:||Victor. Echo. November.|
|Voice Artist:||Nina Hellman|
Jollyrancher82 was The Monarch's date that he met on "the LiveJournal" while in prison. He brought her on the double date with Phantom Limb and Dr. Girlfriend. She was under the impression that he was into cosplay and that "The Monarch" was just a screen name. Halfway through the date she ran out crying, most likely thanks to The Monarch.