Selected Quotes for The Venture Bros. Episode,
Are You There God? It's Me, Dean
The Monarch: Release the butterflies.
(Mass of dead butterflies fall on Brock)
The Monarch: Okay, whose job was it to feed the butterflies?
Dr. Venture: Dean! Have you been shooting dope into your scrotum? You can tell me! I'm hip!
Brock: Take your time Monarch, 'cause as soon as you finish your little speech, I'm going to kill you.
The Monarch: What are you? Obi Wan Kenobi? Just look at you schmucks. I don't think I'm the one in danger here, considering the sad fact that right below you flows the mighty Amazon, teeming with the most gruesome fish to ever -
Hank: The piranha!
Monarch: No.
Hank: The shark!
Monarch: No!
Hank: The... piranah!
Monarch: No and shut up. This isn't a quiz. *muttering* Now where was I... ahem... the dreaded CANDIRU! A naughty little fish with a penchant for swimming up a man's urethra to feed on the damaged tissue of the pitiful mass of flesh you once called your PENIS!
Venture: That is a total myth! There is no such fish.
Monarch: Is too.
Venture: No there isn't.
Henchman: I think it was two ninjas taped together to make one giant ninja!
Dr. Girlfriend: I guess the muscular one is alright, but the boy is going too far. Can't we just use the puppets again?
Billy Quizboy: Actually, this is more a job for urologist.
Pete White: Billy's more of a neuro-geneticist.
Billy: Yeah, but this kind of thing should be a walk in the park.
Pete: A walk through the park with genitals for trees.
Billy: And hair for grass.
Venture: Oh, I'm sure that put him at ease. You two might want to work on your bedside manner.
Billy: The bad news is you have acute testicular torsion.
Dean: What does that mean?
Billy: Well, in a nutshell, no pun intended, your balls pulled a 180. In a way, you're kind of lucky. It only happens to about one in four thousand.
Pete: It's like you won the genetic freak lottery.
